a whole bunch of nothing, really.

I have really nothing super dazzling to report. I just gave my aunt a perm at home (let's keep this on the down low, seein' as it's illegal in the OH...) anyhoosier, my fingers and house smell like rotting ass. You haven't smelled rotten ass? You wanna come by? Disgusting. We had a yard sale on Saturday which was a huge, monumental failure.  What, people? What the hell ya looking for? Whatever it is, I'm sure I have at least one of them around here somewhere and I need the money cause I'm B to the R to the O to the K to the POOR. What else....
hmm, what's your favorite food?  I don't really care, just trying to start a conversation.

I started in the new salon in Lewis Center.  I like it. It's different, still adjusting to the new personalities of my co-workers. I really miss my bestie though and she moved to Newark! EEEEK! Every time I get a best friend, they ditch me.  I must truly suck as a friend.  Throughout my life, I can only keep friends for a year, tops.  I hear people talk about how they have friends from elementary school.  How is that possible?  I just don't understand how to make friendship work. Is there a Friendship for Dummies book available? Or cliff's notes at least? I need help.

My pinkie finger hurts. I'm done for now.

Peace.