6/23/10

These are a few of my favorite things

I'm trying to take a more positive outlook on life since I am one of the most pessimistic people, ever.  I have decided to list things I like or I'm thankful for.  I will list everything I want in life and hopefully by being positive I will receive everything on my "want" list. I really doubt it will happen, though.  HA! Let's begin.
(BULLETS, YAY!!!!)
  • my kids (only when they behave or are asleep)
  • my husband (only when he isn't being a tool bucket)
  • my mom (when she isn't calling me on the phone)
  • my brother (from 1982-2009.. he's being a jerk ball now)
  • Kristy the nurse (she gets Caden out of my hair for a while)
  • Gma Gert (she likes to do laundry)
  • Gpa (he likes to give me things)
  • Carol (when she reminds me of bowling tourneys)
  • Christi (she makes me laugh)
  • Any other family I haven't mentioned
  • The owner of the salon I work for.  (he's very understanding abt the boys and their issues)
  • Dan's work (again, very understanding)
  • Dan's work buddies/wives who make me laugh
  • Fingernail polish
  • Lawn mowers
  • kleenex
  • shampoo
  • OSIS Mess up Hair goop (BEST STUFF... EVER)
  • Texturizing shears
  • Lady Gaga
  • True Blood
  • Nick Jr.
I'm sure there are more, but that would be incredibly boring.  Now for the stuff I want. GIMME GIMME GIMME

  • A member's only jacket.  Seriously.  I want one.
  • Girl tools, pink/black hammer, screwdriver, tool belts
  • power tools.  Table saw, mider saw, nail gun, wet saw, belt sander... blah, blah, blah
  • A newfoundland dog
  • A new fence for the back yard
  • $ for home repairs OR a new custom built ranch styled house.  I'm not picky.
  • A permanent cleaning lady, personal assistant, trainer, and cook
  • A book deal and/or reality show (seriously, my life is way cooler than the lame Duggers')
  • A huge car, maybe a denali, suburban, or navigator.. OOOH or a Chevy Explorer Van. They are amazing.
  • A RV so we can Road Trip!!!!
  • HIV/AIDS/Cancer/MS/ALS/MD and every other horrible disease, all cured (please keep DS... the world wouldn't be the same without it.)
  • Nurses, teachers, soldiers, cops, and firefighters get pay raises
  • A career that I will love for the rest of my working life.
  • to be an extra in a movie
  • to record a song, not for the radio... just for me.
  • smaller feet, hips, and thighs
  • bigger boobs, higher IQ, and thicker hair
  • to bowl a 700 series.
That is all. Good Day.

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