I was just farting around on my lil, itty-bitty lap top (actually it's my mother's, she let me use it so I could write a book- which I will get to eventually. Well, maybe...if I have time...ok, probably not) anyhoo, so farting around and I thought to myself, "hmm. Maybe I should write another blog because I am crazy, freaking popular and so many people want to know what's going on in my super-stellar life." I then logged onto Blogger to get this thang started, and ultimately realized..... I HAVE NO LIFE. No life=nothing impressive to talk about. So I will delight you with the little things that have been going on in the casa that will probably bore the shat out of you- but you will read it, and you will probably like it, because you don't have a life either, do you? That's what I thought, loser.
SNOW, SNOW, and more redundant damn snow. We get the point... move on Alberta Clippers and El Nino.. I'm fairly sure that 89% of the people in Ohio are over it. The ones who aren't, really need to be quiet about it.. you're adding to my winter blues, morons.
This afternoon, as the hubs and I were driving 10 mph on a super slickery (that's right, I said SLICKERY) Route 23, my husband looks over to me, and says in a soft, romantic voice, "you know, I really do enjoy driving on the snow when it's really, really bad outside because no one else is driving and it drowns out the road noise."
"WHAT?!?!? I didn't realize 'road noise' is sooooo annoying that you'd rather have a sundae of 3"of ice and 2" of gray slushy crap, topped off with a hearty 16" of snow. I think the pain medicine you have been taking for your messed up back is fucking with that head of yours."
I really do need to just get over it. For some stupid reason, my ancestors decided that out all of the states to settle in, they were going to pick Ohio. Ohio has some supernatural power that sucks people in and holds them here, just like the island on 'LOST'. Hey!! Wouldn't ya know it... just saw a polar bear out in my damn back yard. (Which I do not think is much of a stretch, seein' how we have 47" of freaking white death outside!!!! ) I have tried to leave Ohio, but I keep comin' back. I think there are subliminal messages during OSU football games, making people want to stay here...forever.
Valentine's Day was yesterday. So, what'd you get? Roses? Chocolates? Herpes? I thought so... dirty, dirty. I received a card and 3.. count 'em 3 Carmello bars. All-in-all pretty good day.
Today is President's day. So, what'd you get? Snow? Ice? Frostbite? I thought so... freezing, freezing. I received an ugly reminder of how much I hate snow (have I mentioned that, yet...)
What else is going on...
- My mom has called me on the phone at least 8 times today.
- We bought some furniture for Dan's new and improved man-cave to replace what was lost in the flood of the old man-cave.
- We ordered Baby Logan some spiffy new spectacles. They are specially made for kiddos with smaller bridges on their noses (which is common with kids who have Down Syndrome.) He now doesn't look like a professor. The kid looks straight-up like Harry Potter. Once those babies come in, I'm posting pics. I'm also buying him a wand in the future. It's his destiny.
- I broke my toe. At least at the time, I thought I broke my toe. But now I just think it was a really pretty bruise.
- We went to Hocking Hills with friends. We had a good time, I even hiked... in the snow. (hypocritical, much, Megan???)
I think that is really all that has been happening in my world. I am thinking of buying a webcam and starting a video blog. It would really be more convenient for me, saving me from carpal tunnel, since I like to go on and on about nothing. But until all of that happens... same bat time. same bat channel.
Mega-rega-ding-dong
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