9/22/10

OH MY FUH-REAKING GAWH!

I love dislike my children sometimes. A few recent reasons why I am a "MOOOOOOOMMMM!" away from having a nervous breakdown. Uh-oh... it's bullets time! (APPLAUSE!)

  • Caden and Maz were downstairs in the man-cave watching Netflix via the Wii when I came home from work last Sunday. Gma "Waurda" was babysitting the monsters. They were being quiet and I figured all was cool. I should have known, they were up to no good- they were too quiet.  I say to my mom AKA Waurda, "I hope they are not buying anything online on xbox marketplace. Dan and I gave them the passcode last night so they would go away while we were trying to watch a bad show- which is what the kids call any show that is not for them". Caden came up only a few minutes later, saw me, and yelled, "MOM!!! Come look at what I did on daddy's guy (avatar)!" I said, "Oh no... did you buy something?" Caden replied, "no. I just put a sonic shirt on daddy's guy." Then I yelled, "Caden Parker!!! You HAD to have bought something to get a sonic shirt." Caden stated, "Mom, no I didn't."  Not buying that, I went onto my online banking site and low-and-behold, 2 debits. One for 4.59 and one for 49.99!  Apparently the little shits bought xbox gamer points and purchased 2 games.  Obviously, a Sonic game (REALLY? How many damn Sonic games do you need, child?) and a zombie/gardening game. Plus, he bought a game add on for the Sonic game, giving him the avatar clothes. I was so irritated but found it funny at the same time.  It's hard to come up with good punishments when I'm trying to hold in laughter.
  • With Halloween right around the corner, I am constantly hearing about "punkins" enough said.
  • Mazlyn keeps getting her own cereal and spilling milk/sugar all over the stupid place.
  • Logan's being a jerk- he keeps hitting me and telling me no all of the time.  He used to be my bff, now we are sooooo not! I want the other half of my necklace back, brat.
I guess that's about it.  Or it's all I can think of right now because Caden's voice is making my skin crawl right now.  Poor guy.. it's not his fault.  I think I need a drink.... NOW~

M